generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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April

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sealprinceling:

Omg look at all these cute people

(Source: diverseiridescentbeings)

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April

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whatsduimusic:

odinsblog:

#myNYPD

Circulate!

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April

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delusioninabox:

Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.

23

April

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googlebus:

googlebus:

watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady 

image

I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick 

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April

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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April

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What To Expect When You Find Out You Are Expecting What You've Always Wanted, But Couldn't Hope For: Part I (1951 words) by truelyesoteric [AO3] →

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Angst, So much angst
Series: Part 1 of Safe Verse
Summary:

Derek finds out he’s going to be a dad.

Basically a [redacted for spoilers] times that Derek found out and one time he didn’t.

(This is the first. Others to come as the story unfolds)

iwantcupcakes:

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

I added that last tweet.

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April

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#I'm so happy #science bros

gynocraticgrrl:

"I think what we need is a colorblind society." Now folks, when you hear somebody say that you know you’re listening to a racist…

- Jane Elliot and Oprah Winfrey discussing racism in 1992 on the Oprah Winfrey Show.

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April

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glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

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April

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bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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April

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April

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(Source: mountainboats)

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April

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skeleton-warrior:

#send me your address so i can visit you and explain my passions

skeleton-warrior:

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April

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tricks-before-dicks:

waffle-dolphin:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

beinggayisokay:

bonging:

ouijaprince:

The Little Mermaid was written as a love letter by Hans Christian Anderson to Edvard Collin. Anderson, upon hearing of Collin’s engagement to a young woman, proclaimed his love to him. He told him ”I long for you as though you were a beautiful Calabrian girl.” Edvard Collin turned Anderson down, disgusted. Anderson then wrote The Little Mermaid to symbolize his inability to have Collin just as a mermaid cannot be with a human. He sent it to Collin in 1936 and it goes down in history as one of the most profound love letters ever written.
Most scholars and psychoanalysts concluded that Anderson was bisexual; however, he never acted upon his homosexual drives.
The Little Mermaid, as it was originally written, did not have a happy ending.

oh

Holy crap


I didn’t know this and now I’m having feels. Goddammit.
He did find someone else, though, even if it was just a summer romance (Source)

Is it bad that my brain immediately went to destiel? Because if that merman’s hair was a really dark brown (or black), I swear it would look exactly like a destiel little mermaid AU.
Someone please do this for me. 
I need it.


Some one PLEASE wright a fan fic. for this…
except with a happier ending

tricks-before-dicks:

waffle-dolphin:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

beinggayisokay:

bonging:

ouijaprince:

The Little Mermaid was written as a love letter by Hans Christian Anderson to Edvard Collin. Anderson, upon hearing of Collin’s engagement to a young woman, proclaimed his love to him. He told him ”I long for you as though you were a beautiful Calabrian girl.” Edvard Collin turned Anderson down, disgusted. Anderson then wrote The Little Mermaid to symbolize his inability to have Collin just as a mermaid cannot be with a human. He sent it to Collin in 1936 and it goes down in history as one of the most profound love letters ever written.

Most scholars and psychoanalysts concluded that Anderson was bisexual; however, he never acted upon his homosexual drives.

The Little Mermaid, as it was originally written, did not have a happy ending.

oh

Holy crap

image

I didn’t know this and now I’m having feels. Goddammit.

He did find someone else, though, even if it was just a summer romance (Source)

Is it bad that my brain immediately went to destiel? Because if that merman’s hair was a really dark brown (or black), I swear it would look exactly like a destiel little mermaid AU.

Someone please do this for me. 

I need it.

image

Some one PLEASE wright a fan fic. for this…

except with a happier ending

image

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April

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