bemusedlybespectacled:

lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual

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October

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artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

01

October

169,791 notes

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I’m not really hungry at all. But the Monthly Lady-Business Funtime Jamboree in my pants is telling me to eat everything in the house.

I wonder what’s inside

01

October

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The Kitten Likes Derek More (2830 words) by adult_disneyprincess [AO3] →

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall
Additional Tags: Sick Stiles, Caring Derek, Domestic Fluff, Kittens
Summary:

“You know what would make me feel better?” Derek hears Stiles say from where he was drowning in blankets on their leather couch.

trashleytrashley:

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*

(Source: yoncevevo)

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October

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Nothing like crying in the afternoon over some Sterek you just read

cassbones:

take-liberties:

gohelloflo:

This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

"I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS

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October

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sea-bells:

sarahseeandersen:

Been waiting for this aaaallll year.

relenafanel

sea-bells:

sarahseeandersen:

Been waiting for this aaaallll year.

relenafanel

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October

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homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

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October

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#ha

rainbowreverie21:

hickeybickeyboo:

thunderkitt:

vfilthy:

officialcrow:

2cc48a:

I hate this

im

Piss everywhere

Hate this? Half of you shit stains with this opportunity would totally do it.

well of course we hate this, someone else thought of it before we could

10/10 would nod pretentiously at

rainbowreverie21:

hickeybickeyboo:

thunderkitt:

vfilthy:

officialcrow:

2cc48a:

I hate this

im

Piss everywhere

Hate this? Half of you shit stains with this opportunity would totally do it.

well of course we hate this, someone else thought of it before we could

10/10 would nod pretentiously at

(Source: thefakeoriginal)

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October

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#who writes these articles #hilarious

(Source: memewhore)

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October

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lomonette:

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

image

I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

This is everything.

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October

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queenconsuelabananahammock:

angfdz:

me: *has an opinion*

me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*

me: *stays in my lane*

image

THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT

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October

43,604 notes

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alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

01

October

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#rape