for MadLori based on her magnificent fic, Performance in a Leading Role
AGAIN I COULDN’T JUST DO ONE THING SO I got carried away…..
reminding you what's never created or destroyed
I'm a dork.
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for MadLori based on her magnificent fic, Performance in a Leading Role
AGAIN I COULDN’T JUST DO ONE THING SO I got carried away…..
“You aren’t paying attention,” Sherlock grumbles.
“Yes,” John counters, vaguely offended. “I’m not your pet, a leash would be weird, and you’re not high. I think I am. I think I hate it, but I can’t remember. When can we go home?”
Sherlock rolls his eyes and unfolds his body so he’s lying next to John in the bed, somehow fitting his angular body just right against John’s, his head resting against John’s hip. Now John can reach his hair, and he pats it gently, if a little clumsily.
“He was making implications,” Sherlock says, and John doesn’t know why they can’t just be quiet. “Aspersions on your character. Like you were a dumb animal that would come when I whistled.”
“You don’t whistle. You prefer to text.”
Sherlock presses his face into John’s leg.
“No, no, no,” he growls, “it’s not like that, you don’t do that. I’d hate you if you did. You’re not some stupid, happy, licking thing that will love me if I do so much as look at you.”
John looks offended.
“I have never licked you!” he says indignantly. At least, he means to. He makes some sort of noise, and his fingers push clumsily at Sherlock’s head.
“You’re not something he can kill for fun,” Sherlock is mumbling, fretfully rubbing his face back and forth. “You’re not just something he can take. He doesn’t know. He has no idea.”
John keeps patting Sherlock’s wayward hair. “Shh,” he says softly. “It’s okay.”
“You’re not as stupid as everyone else,” Sherlock murmurs. He sounds like a little kid, desperately proud of some silly, ordinary thing and anxious to have the rest of the world be proud of it too.
“Go to sleep,” John tells him, and closes his eyes.
This text was reblogged from strangersatthemall and originally by strangersatthemall.
#sherlock #johnlock #fic rec #slash
(Graphic by Cumberspock)
1. ScopesMonkey: I will forever recommend her stories. Read them all, they are simply amazing.
2. Till Now I Never Knew: Sherlock and John grow up spending every summer together. Their mothers’ attempts to play matchmaker only fuel their mutual resentment and scorn. But then, one summer…3. Two Two One Bravo Baker: A novel length case-fic AU, in which Sherlock and John meet ten months and three-and-a-half thousand miles earlier.
4. 26 Pieces: Mycroft gives Sherlock the apparently simple task of solving a puzzle box containing a stolen microchip. It isn’t simple.
5. I Prefer To Text: Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
6. A Love With No Name: In which Asexual!Sherlock and Straight!John are platonically in love life partners. Amazing Series.
7. Alone On The Water: Sherlock has a terminal illness.
8. The Blog Of Eugenia V. Watson: Today I came home from school not in the best of moods. Had an irritating day of classes and I was still rather hacked off at my stepdad because he’s a bloody wanker. But it turned out to be a good night after all. Nothing like coming home to the smell of decomposition to set things to rights.
9. The Perfect Specimen: After seeing John undressed for the first time and making certain observations, Sherlock quickly becomes obsessed with a certain body part belonging to his flatmate. This is the story of how that first sighting came to be and the following attempts to learn more. An unashamed masturbation-fest, first person and very detailed. It’s rated explicit for a good reason!
10. The Art Of Seduction: Sherlock looked up long enough to glare at him. “I am not a ‘sex guru’,” he said. “I am a seduction consultant. The only one in the world.”
11. Whole And Unbroken: Something dictates that John and Sherlock can only exist together every leap day, but the connection their hearts have wants otherwise.
12. You’re The One For Me, Fatty: John puts on a bit of weight and angsts over it until Sherlock and his magical healing cock convince him that really, it’s alright, and they still definitely want to tap that.
13. The Hardy Boys: The obligatory highschool!au, featuring bored!Sherlock, scholarship!John, headmaster!Lestrade, teacher!Anderson and teacher!Donovan and, naturally, Moriarty. When a local girl is murdered in a locked cell, John Watson suspects that he’s going to be dragged in whether he likes it or not.
14. Harry Watson Holmes: Sherlock and John are forced to adopt a 7-year old Harry Potter. (One story still isn’t complete)
15. Shadows On The Wall: John comes back from Afghanistan psychic.
16. A Life Well Lived: John got scared off men by an abusive past relationship. Sherlock has to try and woo him while not scaring him off with protective possessive rage.
17. The Theory Of Narrative Causality: Sherlock is a well-known fanartist whose online antics always land him on fandom_wank. John’s a beloved BNF fanfiction author. They meet at a convention; geeky love ensues.
18. The Progress Of Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock is head over heels for John, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at him.
19. You Can Imagine The Christmas Dinners Verse: Sherlock takes John along for Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy (And “Anthea”, too). Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple.
20. Fucking Cake: Sherlock actually fucking cake.
I just want to print out A Cure for Boredom and personally give a copy to every single person on earth who thought Fifty Shades of Grey was an erotic novel.
(Source: angelicshireling)
This text was reblogged from tealightwhimsy and originally by angelicshireling.
#OH MY GOD #YES! #A Cure for Boredom #fucking hot #mmm #Sherlock #JohnLock
Even if you hate Big Brother, just read this fic by flawedamythyst.
Title: Big Brother Is Watching You
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Word Count: 5,717 words
Summary: Sherlock and John enter the Big Brother house.
So, ya know, I thought you might like to read it.
Title: A Thorough Examination / In Depth (sequel)
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Noncon, dubcon, psychological manipulation, thoughts and discussion of suicide. Medical fetish, sounding, e-stim, use of a gun during sex. Dark.
Words: 17,000
